I had the book "ARE YOU THERE VODKA, IT'S ME CHELSEA" for months! I had no urge to read it as I really dont care much for Chelsea Handler, American Stand Up Comedian! (I gathered you would know by now that I didnt buy the book!)
One fine day, when drinks run dry, I decided to quench my thirst and read the book because of VODKA!
I was surprisingly humored by it!! It was rude, crazy and abit out of this world!
Below are my 2 favorite drinks excerpts from the book:
"I looked up at the ceiling. "Are you there, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and Drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, ALCOHOLICS WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND STAY AT HOME.
"Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver while I was having a cocktail."
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